Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Name.


Why the name,you might ask.
Well,the reason is this : Because the teletubbies were the scariest racially divided pot bellied strange-signs-on-their-heads monster alien predator serial killer Godzilla dinosaur dragon ghostly phantom monster alien predators of all time.
Wikipedia:” In the closing sequence, all the Teletubbies say "Bye-Bye" three times. The narrator bids each Teletubby goodbye, and they disappear, but reappear a moment later saying "Boo!"
HUH?!
I bet the narrator still has a nightmare,where he opens the bathroom door and Dipsy is sitting on the seat and it smiles and goes BOOOOO! I will now eat you,eh-oh!
And they eat cookies with smiling human faces on them.Just like old Dr. Lecter.
Don’t tell me the kid in the sun doesn’t creep you out when he smiles?
And the effects they have on kids?
I mean their guardian is a vaccum cleaner.
So don’t go what the fuck! if six year old kids run around screaming, “HEY DAD! SUCK IT!”
And meaning it literally.
The worst part is, three year old kids that grew up on teletubbies are now in their late teens.
No wonder crime rates are this high.
         I always knew la-la was a quiet one.

  


14 comments:

  1. Dude, I love you.
    I mean, no I don't. But you get what I mean, don't you? EVERTYIME I try and insult the Teletubbies, someone or the other shuts me up. It's such a tragedy, you have no idea.

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  2. Lol I know! The world is divided into the teletubby haters and the humankind haters.
    Nightmarish stuff,these.

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  3. Love the art work. I'm like the biggest fan of teletubby! They are frigging cute stuffs that can't talk.

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  5. :) Thanks,so do you.
    How do I say that^ without sounding lame?
    mannn.

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  8. fuck those teletubbies,,,, i always hated them but STRANGE tht u have all the tym in the world to post this shitty stuff(teletubbies)tht too in the morning ....whooaaauuuuooaaiiiii..but good work.I LIKE IT

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  9. Haha.
    I think they're cute.
    Why do you hate them?
    :(

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  10. Lol dude. =D
    I just posted a 200 word article on the why of it >_>

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  11. Inspite of the fact that I toatally disagree with you as far as teletubbies are concerned, I'm gonna follow your blog, because, let's face it.
    You're HILARIOUS! xD

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  12. Oh finally someone who hates telletubbies..nice!
    Thanx to them and DD i had a very spooky childhood

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