Sunday, March 27, 2011

This is a random post again.


India defeated Australia,Yuvraj and Raina hugged & kissed for half a minute on the field and Ricky Ponting looked even more like a depressed George w bush.
After that,the messages began to pour in.

One read: Goro ki galiyon ka badla khoon se!
Another:BRETT LEE PHOD DIYA!!1
And:Match fix hai,brett lee ka khoon nakli tha! (lol ligaman)
Plus the now popular joke about Ponting’s wife givin him tea in a plate cuz Dhoni took the cup.

And atleast ten more equally zealous pieces which I had to delete for a lack of space.



So Yesterday, I was walking down from the market and I heard some commotion, looked that way and saw a couple of10-11 yr old kids shoving each other around.
I ignored it and went home.
Fifteen minutes later, I went to the market again because I had forgotten to take the grocery after paying the guy. I am that lame.
So I reached that place and saw that they were still at it except the shoving and pushing had turned into a violent fight with one of the kids waving a FUCKING SIX INCH LONG GODDAMNED HUNTING KNIFE at the other.
The mothers were shouting abuses at each other, full maa behen stuff.
YEHI SIKHAYA HAI TUNE LADKE KO, SAALI BEHEN KI L***!!!
JO SAALA TERA BETA ROJ CHAKKU LE KE ATA HAI MERE BETE KO MARNE KO WOH??

Anyway, I tried to stop the fight (from afar of course) before police walas came and dispersed them  by slapping the shit out of the two protags.

WHATS AWESOME?

1>Sid’s Website/blog/weblog/chewbacca:


This guy’s a designer of sorts(because I’m still better than him),and a bien ami (?) of mine.His stuff is called koncept33 and it’s fressssh. Check it out. It’ll make him happy.He’ll send you parle-g biscuits.

2>Pissing on beautiful toilets:

Yes,pissing on beautiful things is epicly satisfying.Tyler durden does it all the time..

3>Russel fuckin peters:
If you don’t know RP,you don’t know how a guy can be a racist and yet get the most left winged liberals laughing like potato sacks.
This:


4>Folk/Indie Rock:
Feeling down?That’s okay,nothing five minutes of folk rock can’t heal,as you swirl with the music through forests and snow capped mountains where polar bears wait to rip you to shreds and eat your liver.



5>HAVING FRIENDS:
Nuff said.

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I watched the fighter;amazing movie.But you know what the funny thing was?
Cristian Bale’s character was called Dick Eklund.
LOL
The guy oughta be glad he doesn’t live in India.
Dick EkLund?
That sounds like a movie from south India.
Like Mawali Ek Playboy.
Which,I swear really is a movie.


Some photos next time J I hope.

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5 comments:

  1. Oh yeah, those msgs.
    :/
    And also on Fb. >_<

    Lol @ Whats Awesome list.
    :P

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  2. "BRETT LEE PHOD DIYA!!"
    "Match fix hai,brett lee ka khoon nakli tha!"

    Sounds like my people <.<

    btw, thanks for the um...feature? Yeah, I guess I could call it that.

    And 'Dick EkLund' is an interestingly contradicting name.

    And WhyTF am I never around when all these awesome sn incidents take place?!

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  3. DICK EK LUND? ahahahahhahahahahaha

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  4. How on earth do you always land yourself in absolutely bizarre situations o.O

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  5. @Blue-:p thanks
    @Sid-Its not contradictory dickhead.
    It's complementry.
    And youre never around because you dont live around here?
    @Vam-Cant tell ya,trade secret =D

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