After that,the messages began to pour in.
One read: Goro ki galiyon ka badla khoon se!
Another:BRETT LEE PHOD DIYA!!1
And:Match fix hai,brett lee ka khoon nakli tha! (lol ligaman)
Plus the now popular joke about Ponting’s wife givin him tea in a plate cuz Dhoni took the cup.
And atleast ten more equally zealous pieces which I had to delete for a lack of space.
So Yesterday, I was walking down from the market and I heard some commotion, looked that way and saw a couple of10-11 yr old kids shoving each other around.
I ignored it and went home.
Fifteen minutes later, I went to the market again because I had forgotten to take the grocery after paying the guy. I am that lame.
So I reached that place and saw that they were still at it except the shoving and pushing had turned into a violent fight with one of the kids waving a FUCKING SIX INCH LONG GODDAMNED HUNTING KNIFE at the other.
The mothers were shouting abuses at each other, full maa behen stuff.
YEHI SIKHAYA HAI TUNE LADKE KO, SAALI BEHEN KI L***!!!
JO SAALA TERA BETA ROJ CHAKKU LE KE ATA HAI MERE BETE KO
MARNE KO WOH??
This guy’s a designer of sorts(because I’m still better than him),and a bien ami (?) of mine.His stuff is called koncept33 and it’s fressssh. Check it out. It’ll make him happy.He’ll send you parle-g biscuits.
2>Pissing on beautiful toilets:
Yes,pissing on beautiful things is epicly satisfying.Tyler durden does it all the time..
3>Russel fuckin peters:
If you don’t know RP,you don’t know how a guy can be a racist and yet get the most left winged liberals laughing like potato sacks.
Feeling down?That’s okay,nothing five minutes of folk rock can’t heal,as you swirl with the music through forests and snow capped mountains where polar bears wait to rip you to shreds and eat your liver.
I watched the fighter;amazing movie.But you know what the funny thing was?
Cristian Bale’s character was called Dick Eklund.
The guy oughta be glad he doesn’t live in
That sounds like a movie from south
Like Mawali Ek Playboy.
Which,I swear really is a movie.
Some photos next time J I hope.